ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.


I’ve been in like the most fucked up mental space lately. I need some cheering up. I wanna be around someone who’s down to hang out, without asking for something from me.

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